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patrickthomson:


this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

*eats you out as a friend*

okipanderz:

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

shannondanae lol

tumboy:

50 Cent in Malefiftycent [x]

mishawinsexster:

Nicely done, Pixar.

nosdrinker:

sickbanter:

humoristics:

vaginafor1000alex:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

faked the cameraman too


sikk tekkers bruv…

This is illegal in 63 galaxies

nosdrinker:

sickbanter:

humoristics:

vaginafor1000alex:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

faked the cameraman too

sikk tekkers bruv…

This is illegal in 63 galaxies

danthemedicman:

datacr0n:

sass—-butt:

kcsammy:

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

The “having trouble with someone’s name? Give them a new one” LOL

I thought these were serious at first

😂😂

amroyounes:

The Most Creative Business Cards Ever.

  1. Toy Chair Business Card
  2. Miniature Plumber’s Plunger With Contact Information
  3. Seed Packet Business Card
  4. Bike Multi-Tool Business Card
  5. Classic Rock Theme Business Card: This groovy hair salon comb plays a classic rock theme when rubbed by fingernail, using the same principle as a musicbox comb. 
  6. Transformable Cargo Box Business Card

house-of-gnar:

Marine Force Recon. DoD photos sourced from public domain

12gauge-ghost:

fairyblue0416:

zerohours0416:

The shotgun kit you don’t have a Doc saving-livesprn

My weirdo :p ♥

Dat kit doe